While the rest of the world found out she's divorcing Sam Mendes, Kate Winslet spent today in Mexico with a boat full of random dudes which I'm guessing was a last minute substitute for Leonardo DiCaprio's penis who, don't get me wrong, would've totally been there if he could. It's just he promised Bar Refaeli he'd have sex in her supermodel vagina before going to the club and having his pick of any woman he wants. But, again, totally would've been there.
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